rianology

If you were a foreign traveler, and Jakarta is your next destination, here is some of traveling advice for you (due to election phase that stands right around the corner)

• Keep a marine uniform handy
• Do not wear a shirt that has a words of " Wiranto for President "
• Avoid wearing a police helmet and police uniform
• Avoid humming a military march while you walk
• Wear a tear gas mask
• Always wave your hand on every building (as a salute to snipers)
• If you meet police or military forces,DO NOT explain anything! They won’t listen since they don’t know your language.Explanation : it means that they only use shooting, smacking and spanking as their language
• Maintain 120 km/h at the toll road, if it is possible (to avoid the traffic jam)
• Shake every student hand you meet as you walk (hugging is not necessary)
• Don’t try to cover yourself as a journalist, since a journalist is not a bullet-proof person !

~ by riano annas on November 4, 2008.